Burma Donations

Give generously: Red Cross, CARE, World Vision, Oxfam and Medecins Sans Frontieres are all operating in the area.

PermalinkPosted in on Mon May 12, 08:32 am. CommentsShoutouts.

Win Friends. Influence People.

A bullet-proof plan to ensure those IT people passing you in the corridor are laughing at you, not with you:

  1. Hold large meeting
  2. Invite IT people
  3. Begin spittle-flecked rant
  4. Insinuate IT people are overpaid
  5. Use the word “Logarithm” in the place of “Algorithm”
  6. Do it again
  7. And again
  8. Now storm out

Brilliant, you’re well on your way!

PermalinkPosted in on Thu May 8, 08:00 pm. CommentsShoutouts.

WTF Nature?

WTF Nature is a group blog about biological curiosities such as the Peacock Mantis Shrimp, fainting goats and earwig penises.

PermalinkPosted in on Thu May 8, 08:21 am. CommentsShoutouts.

Wonderful Again

If you use Flickr for your photos, Photojojo’s Time Capsule is a pretty neat way to revisit shots from a year ago. They email you every couple of weeks, the layout is great, and the photos successfully capture that special “blast from the past” feeling. I’m digging it.

PermalinkPosted in on Mon May 5, 08:31 am. CommentsShoutouts.

Fail

This Girl's In Love

But, still, I can’t believe he’s here. Stooped as he ducks through the door, beside those three concrete walls swathed with thick stripes of green. Modern art for the mediocre. Through nerve, or habit, or sheer bloody-minded stubbornness, he’s here and I’m here and I’m not sure that’s what I want. Not now. I feel my heart flutter, and race, and pick up its legs and run, jack-hammering against my ribcage as it pirouettes in frantic sweaty escape.

“Let’s go, come on, it’s time to leave – do it for me, if for nothing else. Fuck. No. No, it’s not like that at all. You’re misunderstanding and that’s not what I meant.”

I don’t think he understands what’s going on.

Dressed for the occasion

PermalinkPosted in on Sat May 3, 11:03 am. CommentsShoutouts.

It Comes Alive

Fake Steve on Facebook:

Kids, let’s face it. Facebook is Webkinz for adults. Facebook is a Ponzi scheme. A handful of VCs have created the illusion of an actual market by funding apps companies and then doing deals with each other — passing cash back and forth among to make it look as if money is being made.

Funwall anyone?

PermalinkPosted in on Sat May 3, 10:21 am. CommentsShoutouts.

Oil-Wet Water

GOD: I own you like I own the caves.
THE OCEAN: Not a chance. No comparison.
GOD: I made you. I could tame you.
THE OCEAN: At one time, maybe. But not now.
GOD: I will come to you, freeze you, break you.
THE OCEAN: I will spread myself like wings. I am a billion tiny feathers. You have no idea what’s happened to me.

(From How We Are Hungry, which I read again today and love dearly. Thanks A)

PermalinkPosted in on Sun Apr 27, 10:51 pm. CommentsShoutouts.

Beautiful Snippets

Hella Wasted